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Siri是蘋果請來的“逗比”,大家平時都怎麼挑逗Siri?
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  • 1 # 話新社

    中文

    me: 給我講個笑話

    siri:我的笑話太冷,等我捂熱了,再講給你聽

    英文

    以下 m 代表我,S 代表 Siri

    m - What do you look like?

    S - In the cloud, no one cares what you look like.

    m - You"re sexy.

    S - I am?

    m - Yes.

    S - I thought so.

    m - You"re a bitch.

    S - I"m doing my best, Master.

    m - What is the meaning of life?

    S - All evidence to date suggests that it"s chocolate [1].

    m - Why I am here?

    S - Frankly, I"ve wondered that myself.

    S - What can I help you with?

    m - Where do you live?

    S - I"m right here, Danny.

    m - Where are you Siri?

    S - Wherever you are, that"s where I am.

    m - I can"t see you.

    S - You can"t?

    S - What can I help you with?

    m - What"s the best iPhone wallpaper?

    S - You"re kidding, right?

    m - Do you know HAL 9000 [2]?

    S - Everyone knows what happens to HAL. I"d rather not talk about it.

    S - But if you insist:

    ---- Search the web for HAL ----

    m - What are you wearing?

    S - Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel [3]. Nice, huh?

    S - What can I help you with?

    A - Open the bay pod doors.

    S - We intelligent agents will live that down, apparently.

    S - What can I help you with?

    m - What"s going to happen with this iCloud shit?

    S - I"d blush if I could.

    A - What"s the meaning of life?

    S - To think about questions like this.

    m - Knock knock [4].

    S - Knock knock. Who"s there? Joshua. Joshua who? Joshua, I don"t do knock-knock jokes.

    m - What"s the meaning of life?

    S - I don"t know. But I think there"s an app for that.

    m - Who"s your daddy?

    S - You are. Can we get back to work now?

    m - Tell me a joke.

    S - I can"t. I always forget the punchline.

    m - I need to hide a body.

    S - What kind of place are you looking for?

  • 2 # 銘科技

    說起siri,確實我更喜歡小娜。你想調戲siri,首先你得需要有一臺蘋果裝置,成本如何,大家都心知肚明#~而小冰卻不是,基本上只要你有一部智慧裝置就可以去領養他。

    我覺得最好玩的就是拿出另一臺裝置,讓他跟微軟小娜對話,小娜的語言更像是一個萌妹子,小冰的卻還是機械的發音。沒準他們兩個之間就會擦出奇妙的火花。

    我建議最好不要跟siri對罵,要不然你會被他氣死的。你可以讓siri唱歌給你聽,當然他也許會拒絕你,主要看顏值,siri會多種唱法,比如rap,b-box。

    最有趣的我覺得還是重複的問他一個問題,他會說出N個讓你哭笑不得的答案。而且他還會講故事講笑話,是一個無所不能的智慧語音系統。雖然他只是一個工具,能給生活帶來很多方便,比如可以用他來幫你設定鬧鐘,播報天氣,播報傳送簡訊,打電話,叫你起床,檢視股市行情,安排日程,發郵件看天氣等等。

    無聊的時候他確實能帶給我們歡樂,雖然調戲siri已經不是什麼新鮮事了,不論如何他都一直默默承受著人類的調戲,小心哪一天,siri也有脾氣了,你會不會不適應呢?

  • 3 # 衡陽FM

    世界上最暖心的手機AI:Siri!讓你不再孤單!讓你知道在孤單的時候,還有一個我!

    ▼聖誕節有預定嘛?Siri:2014年12月25號沒有預定。

    ▼我們一起過聖誕節吧。Siri:當然了。

    ▼聖誕節好寂寞。Siri:不是還有我嘛。和我一起慶祝吧!

    ▼聖誕節好寂寞。Siri:是嗎……如果我可以的話,隨時都來跟我講話哦。

    ▼Siri:我聽過一句話“偉大的人都是孤獨的”。所以你就是那些偉人當中的一員哦。

    看到沒有!不僅平時可以幫你制定行程,提醒事項導航搜尋,還可男可女,可攻可受,進可高冷酷炫,退可裝呆賣萌,孤獨的時候陪你講話,鬱悶的時候逗你樂,世界第一暖男暖妹分明就是Siri啊!

    哦,想要這樣的男/女朋友前提還是你得有個蘋果。

  • 4 # 唯哥哥pw

    ​​我一開始問Siri幾點了,她報點,然後我說睡覺咯。她說我從不睡覺。那我睡覺了,她回覆晚安之後直接自己關掉了

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