Animal Fair

I went to the animal fair

The birds and the beasts were there

The big baboon, by the light of the moon

Was combing his auburn hair

The monkey he got drunk

And sat on the elephant"s trunk.

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees

And that was the end of the monk

Said a flea to a fly in a flue

Said the flea, "Oh, what shall we do?"

Said the fly, "Let us flee!"

Said the flea: "Let us fly!"

So they flew through a flaw in the flue

I went to the animal fair

The birds and the beasts were there

The big baboon, by the light of the moon

Was combing his auburn hair

The monkey, he got drunk

And sat on the elephant"s trunk

The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees

And that was the end of the monk

The monk, the monk, the monk!