1、I am on vacation,

我是來度假的...

2、My mobile phone is stored for two years in charge.

我的手機可是預存了兩年的話費呀!

3、Fight with me, dead for you!

跟我鬥，玩死你!

4、So you are a spy ah, your mother think you on drugs,but I thought you were on drugs.

原來你是間諜啊，你媽以為你在吸毒，我一直以為你在販毒。

5、You know what I hate most about you Americans?

你知道我最討厭你們美華人哪裡嗎?

Everything!

從頭至尾都討厭!

6、How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?

怎麼讓同樣的事情發生了兩次?

7、You are always find trouble, orbut trouble always find you?

你總是找麻煩，還是麻煩總是找你? （最後總結性臺詞）