[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
鈴兒響鈴兒響
Jingling all the way
響在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
響在從底特律到東落珊幾的路上
From Detroit to East L.A.
精神多歡暢
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
這是聖誕節？見鬼不是，兄弟
I"m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
我在雪地裡血戰，狂毆死胖子
You mean Santa, that boy"s a bitch
你說那是聖誕老人，他簡直賤到家
He caught my mom christmas eve he"s even tryin" to give her kiss
他抓了我媽，居然在平安夜要親我媽
Fo" real he"s no joke, that guy don"t play
說實話，他一點都不好玩
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
他騎個馬車都要比別人多幾匹馬
Laughing all the way, but he"s not laughing today
一路都大笑，今天又不笑了
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
他比鈴還鬧，惡魔都服了
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK"S A GONNER!
他平安夜來了，然後不見了
We"ll be snacking on deer, EATIN" ? and doughnut
我們就在馴鹿上聚餐，吃點甜甜圈
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
別問什麼時候，或者別的
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
喝了點小酒，聖誕老太太說
Say they jingling baby Give a new meaning to HOHOHO Shake that ass girl, bump your booby in the snow
他們出來鬧鬧，然後給HOHOHO一個新意義（聖誕老人出現的時候就一天到晚HOHO的笑）
扭動你的屁股，在雪裡抖動你的胸吧
－－－估計這一段是聖誕老太太酒後饒舌……
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
當心點吧聖誕老公公開心的老頭
We"ll be strippin" that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold
我們要卸了你的馬車，讓你在這凍著
in a dropped old chevrolet, hey
開著輛報廢雪弗萊
我們多歡暢(窮開心……)
JJingle Bells, Jingle Bells
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
玩玩馴鹿，哈哈哥們
Grab Rudolph"s horns, see how far they bend
抓抓魯道夫（馴鹿的名字）的角，看看它們都彎成什麼樣
When his nose turns red, his ass gets ?
它鼻子變紅了，它屁股變？
Back out to the woods with his faggy elve friend
跟它的胖子同夥灰溜溜跑回森林
Oh, Santa Claus would enlist me last night
聖誕老人今晚要把我列入淘氣小孩黑名單
In fact, could have me enlisted as naughty" twice
事實上，我可能要被列入兩次
Not cuz" of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
不是因為打架，或是騙點聖誕禮物
Because of the nog, I left on his wife
因為我讓他老婆醉酒了
It"s time for old nick to move and retire
聖誕老人應該離職或者退休了(OLD NICK就是聖誕老人的暱稱）
Or we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
要不然我們就把你搞瘋
Yes I"m that bad, Yes, I"m that cruel
對阿，我就那麼壞，哈我那麼壞
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
我說，你屁股那麼大，減漸肥吧，真的哥們
All the cookies in the mouth, simply quite sick
吃那麼多餅乾你都不膩啊
I mean, when"s the last time you"ve seen your dick
我說，你上回站著能看見你蛋蛋那是什麼時候了
I don"t mean to throw a fit and I"m not one to bitch
我不是抽風也沒那麼賤
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
但是每年我都得到內衣，長統襪跟勒色
[Bob Rivers:]
Yo, yo
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
鈴兒響鈴兒響
Jingling all the way
響在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
響在從底特律到東落珊幾的路上
From Detroit to East L.A.
精神多歡暢
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Is this a white Christmas? Hell no, my man
這是聖誕節？見鬼不是，兄弟
I"m leaving blood in the snow and smacking fat men
我在雪地裡血戰，狂毆死胖子
You mean Santa, that boy"s a bitch
你說那是聖誕老人，他簡直賤到家
He caught my mom christmas eve he"s even tryin" to give her kiss
他抓了我媽，居然在平安夜要親我媽
Fo" real he"s no joke, that guy don"t play
說實話，他一點都不好玩
He tried to ride way more than a one-horse-sleigh
他騎個馬車都要比別人多幾匹馬
Laughing all the way, but he"s not laughing today
一路都大笑，今天又不笑了
Jingle more than his bells, even the elves will pay
他比鈴還鬧，惡魔都服了
COME CHRISTMAS EVE, OLD NICK"S A GONNER!
他平安夜來了，然後不見了
We"ll be snacking on deer, EATIN" ? and doughnut
我們就在馴鹿上聚餐，吃點甜甜圈
Not a question of when, not even a maybe
別問什麼時候，或者別的
Have a drunk Mrs. Clues
喝了點小酒，聖誕老太太說
Say they jingling baby Give a new meaning to HOHOHO Shake that ass girl, bump your booby in the snow
他們出來鬧鬧，然後給HOHOHO一個新意義（聖誕老人出現的時候就一天到晚HOHO的笑）
扭動你的屁股，在雪裡抖動你的胸吧
－－－估計這一段是聖誕老太太酒後饒舌……
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll
當心點吧聖誕老公公開心的老頭
We"ll be strippin" that sleigh and leave you [in the] cold
我們要卸了你的馬車，讓你在這凍著
[Girl as Dina Rae:]
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
鈴兒響鈴兒響
Jingling all the way
響在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
in a dropped old chevrolet, hey
開著輛報廢雪弗萊
我們多歡暢(窮開心……)
JJingle Bells, Jingle Bells
鈴兒響鈴兒響
Jingling all the way
響在路途上
Oh what fun it is to ride
響在從底特律到東落珊幾的路上
From Detroit to East L.A.
精神多歡暢
[Bob Rivers as Eminem:]
Playing reindeer games, hell yeah my friend
玩玩馴鹿，哈哈哥們
Grab Rudolph"s horns, see how far they bend
抓抓魯道夫（馴鹿的名字）的角，看看它們都彎成什麼樣
When his nose turns red, his ass gets ?
它鼻子變紅了，它屁股變？
Back out to the woods with his faggy elve friend
跟它的胖子同夥灰溜溜跑回森林
Oh, Santa Claus would enlist me last night
聖誕老人今晚要把我列入淘氣小孩黑名單
In fact, could have me enlisted as naughty" twice
事實上，我可能要被列入兩次
Not cuz" of the fight, or the Christmas gift hype,
不是因為打架，或是騙點聖誕禮物
Because of the nog, I left on his wife
因為我讓他老婆醉酒了
It"s time for old nick to move and retire
聖誕老人應該離職或者退休了(OLD NICK就是聖誕老人的暱稱）
Or we roast his nuts on a big ass fire
要不然我們就把你搞瘋
Yes I"m that bad, Yes, I"m that cruel
對阿，我就那麼壞，哈我那麼壞
I mean your ass is huge, lose weight, for real dude
我說，你屁股那麼大，減漸肥吧，真的哥們
All the cookies in the mouth, simply quite sick
吃那麼多餅乾你都不膩啊
I mean, when"s the last time you"ve seen your dick
我說，你上回站著能看見你蛋蛋那是什麼時候了
I don"t mean to throw a fit and I"m not one to bitch
我不是抽風也沒那麼賤
But every year I get underwear, socks, and shit
但是每年我都得到內衣，長統襪跟勒色