It happened on a Monday那個週一是我一生中都無法忘懷的時光It was my baby’s birthday那天是我親愛的男友的生日I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat我們的愛讓我不由自主地去給他一個驚喜He said he’d be late working他說他要加班晚點過來He’d call me when he’s leaving他過來的時候會給我打電話Off I went to get him something我想我有足夠的時間去給他買禮物了Ain’t I just too sweet我想我一定很善解人意So I cruised downtown to Armani我去了名牌專賣店-阿瑪尼To find him something trendy想給他打扮得玉樹臨風And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me我突然想起了我大愛的Jimmy Choos鞋子So I text the girls from my car我給我的小夥伴們發了資訊給他慶生Meet me at Eleven Bar定好了11號酒吧不見不散We made quite an entrance我們快馬加鞭地趕到了那裡That’s when I got punked無心之舉卻讓我恍然大悟Chorus:My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！I know it sounds cliché我知道這聽起來簡直像電影中才會出現的無稽之談That everybody saw right through this guy but me原來大家一早就看透了他是個GAY只有我還被矇在鼓裡My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！Should’ve known by the way從他的所作所為我應該一早就知道的He tivoed every episode of RHOC他錄下了每一集的肥皂劇（桔子鎮貴婦的真實生活）My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy他人很好很出色可是這樣優秀的男人居然愛著另一個男人！His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw從他對顏色和飲品的喜好來看我應該一早就知道他是個GAY的！My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy我試圖不去想這些事但我還是看見他和另一個男人在一起You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw哦！你們應該看看他在看每一集的肥皂劇的時候哭的那叫一個梨花帶雨！la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laFast forward to next Friday馬上就下週五了It’s not like I’ve been crying我不應該再像這樣繼續哭下去了Deep down I think I must have knew it all along其實在我心裡一早就知道他是GAY的Maybe it was his Cher playlist可能是他的Cher播放曲單Or his craving to be A-list又可能他想成為一個完美無瑕的人Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)又可能他對布蘭妮的每句歌詞都爛熟於心（哦寶貝，寶貝）Perhaps it was that poodle可能是他的貴賓情人Or those cheese filled strudels又可能是他那一流的點心手藝He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand他習慣了喝Frappuccino那樣奢華的飲品Well I must have just been kidding好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症Myself into thinking我應該冷靜下來好好想想I was more than him experimenting(Damn)我對他而言只是一個實驗品嗎？Well, It happened on a Monday好吧 這個星期一是我永遠無法釋懷的日子No it wasn’t such a fun day不過 不得不承認這也是很戲劇性的一天When I finally realized what I always knew當我心存的最後一線希望被事實所湮滅lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~
It happened on a Monday那個週一是我一生中都無法忘懷的時光It was my baby’s birthday那天是我親愛的男友的生日I wanted to surprise him he deserved a treat我們的愛讓我不由自主地去給他一個驚喜He said he’d be late working他說他要加班晚點過來He’d call me when he’s leaving他過來的時候會給我打電話Off I went to get him something我想我有足夠的時間去給他買禮物了Ain’t I just too sweet我想我一定很善解人意So I cruised downtown to Armani我去了名牌專賣店-阿瑪尼To find him something trendy想給他打扮得玉樹臨風And realized that my Jimmy Choos were killing me我突然想起了我大愛的Jimmy Choos鞋子So I text the girls from my car我給我的小夥伴們發了資訊給他慶生Meet me at Eleven Bar定好了11號酒吧不見不散We made quite an entrance我們快馬加鞭地趕到了那裡That’s when I got punked無心之舉卻讓我恍然大悟Chorus:My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！I know it sounds cliché我知道這聽起來簡直像電影中才會出現的無稽之談That everybody saw right through this guy but me原來大家一早就看透了他是個GAY只有我還被矇在鼓裡My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！Should’ve known by the way從他的所作所為我應該一早就知道的He tivoed every episode of RHOC他錄下了每一集的肥皂劇（桔子鎮貴婦的真實生活）My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！He was really such a great guy, but I saw him with another guy他人很好很出色可是這樣優秀的男人居然愛著另一個男人！His favorite color was turquoise and he always drank chocolatinis through a straw從他對顏色和飲品的喜好來看我應該一早就知道他是個GAY的！My boyfriend is gay我親愛的男友居然是GAY！I didn’t really mean to spy, but I saw him with another guy我試圖不去想這些事但我還是看見他和另一個男人在一起You should’ve seen his place and he cried more than me at every chick flick that we saw哦！你們應該看看他在看每一集的肥皂劇的時候哭的那叫一個梨花帶雨！la la la la la la la la la la la la la la laFast forward to next Friday馬上就下週五了It’s not like I’ve been crying我不應該再像這樣繼續哭下去了Deep down I think I must have knew it all along其實在我心裡一早就知道他是GAY的Maybe it was his Cher playlist可能是他的Cher播放曲單Or his craving to be A-list又可能他想成為一個完美無瑕的人Or how he knew the words to every Britney song (oh baby, baby)又可能他對布蘭妮的每句歌詞都爛熟於心（哦寶貝，寶貝）Perhaps it was that poodle可能是他的貴賓情人Or those cheese filled strudels又可能是他那一流的點心手藝He used to dip into his Frappuccino grand他習慣了喝Frappuccino那樣奢華的飲品Well I must have just been kidding好吧 我肯定是得了臆想症Myself into thinking我應該冷靜下來好好想想I was more than him experimenting(Damn)我對他而言只是一個實驗品嗎？Well, It happened on a Monday好吧 這個星期一是我永遠無法釋懷的日子No it wasn’t such a fun day不過 不得不承認這也是很戲劇性的一天When I finally realized what I always knew當我心存的最後一線希望被事實所湮滅lalalalalalalalalalalalalala~