關於動物的英語笑話篇1
three very tough mice
three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
the first says, "i"m so tough, once i ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
the second says, "well i"m so tough, once i was caught in a rat trap and i bit it apart!"
then the third rat gets up and says, "later guys, i"m off home to harass the cat."
三隻老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談論他們的勇氣和能耐。
第一個說:"我非常歷害,曾吃過一整袋老鼠藥!”
第二個說:“我也非常歷害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”
然後第三隻老鼠起身說:“夥計,我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓。”
關於動物的英語笑話篇2
a tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " you can"t eat me."
the tiger was puzzled and then asked : " why ?"
" because i"m a national second-class protection animal."
the tiger laughed : " but we can"t let the national first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."
老虎抓到一頭鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿說：“你不能吃我。”
老虎一愣：“為什麼?”
“因為我是國家二級保護動物。”
老虎笑了：“總不能為了二級保護動物而讓一級保護動物餓死吧!
關於動物的英語笑話篇1
three very tough mice
three rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.
the first says, "i"m so tough, once i ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"
the second says, "well i"m so tough, once i was caught in a rat trap and i bit it apart!"
then the third rat gets up and says, "later guys, i"m off home to harass the cat."
三隻老鼠坐在酒吧吹牛,談論他們的勇氣和能耐。
第一個說:"我非常歷害,曾吃過一整袋老鼠藥!”
第二個說:“我也非常歷害,一旦我被捕鼠器捕到,我咬斷了它!”
然後第三隻老鼠起身說:“夥計,我呆會兒離開家去騷擾貓。”
關於動物的英語笑話篇2
a tiger caught a deer and wanted to eat it,the deer said : " you can"t eat me."
the tiger was puzzled and then asked : " why ?"
" because i"m a national second-class protection animal."
the tiger laughed : " but we can"t let the national first class protection animal die to hangry for the sake of the second-class protection animal."
老虎抓到一頭鹿，要把它吃掉，鹿說：“你不能吃我。”
老虎一愣：“為什麼?”
“因為我是國家二級保護動物。”
老虎笑了：“總不能為了二級保護動物而讓一級保護動物餓死吧!