The Army"s Not the Army AnymoreThe army"s not the army anymoreIt"s better than it"s ever been beforeThe bugler blows and I can"t get "em upAt quarter after sevenBut if you"re tired, stay right thereAnd sleep until elevenOh, the army"s not the army anymoreThe army"s not the army anymoreIt"s better than it"s ever been beforeYou used to walk a mile for beansBut now they bring them to yaAnd all the generals say helloAs though they really knew yaOh, the army"s not the army anymoreThey"ve got a lot of hostessesThe gals are really cutiesAnd entertaining these co"edsIs part of your regular dutiesOh, the army"s not the army anymoreThe army"s not the army anymoreIt"s better than it"s ever been beforeThe sergeant isn"t tough anymoreHe"s careful not to bore youJust tell him when you"re peelin" spudsAnd he will peel them for youOh, the army"s not the army anymoreNo, the army"s not the army anymore