There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .
人生苦短，若虛度年華，則短暫的人生就太長了。(英國劇作家 莎士比亞. W.)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare
寧為聰明的愚夫，不作愚蠢的才子。－莎士比亞
名人名言：Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe
天才形成於平靜中，性格來自於生活的激流。 -----歌德
Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert
真誠的勇敢，都包含謙虛。-----吉爾伯特
Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard
只有向後才能理解生活，但要生活好，則必須向
前看。 -----克爾凱郭爾
名篇經典
A Night Mooring By Maple
-----Zhang Ji
Moon"s down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.
楓橋夜泊
-----張繼
月落烏啼霜滿天, 江楓漁火對愁眠。
姑蘇城外寒山寺，夜半鐘聲到客船。
2008年帆板賽區-----
青島 宣傳詞
Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.
弘揚奧運精神，傳播奧運文化。
Green Olympics Green Qingdao.
綠色奧運，綠色青島。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao.
相約北京，揚帆青島。
Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.
揚奧運風帆，健美好家園。
英語笑話：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裡
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事？”
“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!"
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
幽默英語，英語小故事，小短文，介紹你喜歡的明星，這樣子都可以的.
HOW TO GET HAPPINESS 如何獲得快樂
There is no doubt that happiness is the most precious thing in the world. Without it, life will be empty and meaningless. If you wish to know how to get happiness, you must pay attention to the following two points.
First, health is the secret of happiness (the key to happiness). Only a strong man can enjoy the pleasure of life.
Secondly, happiness consists in contentment. A man who is dissatisfied with his present condition is always in distress.
無疑的快樂是世界上最寶貴的東西。沒有它，人生將是空虛的而且毫無意義的。如果你希望知道如何獲得快樂，你須注意下面兩點。
健康是快樂的要訣。唯有身體強壯的人才能享受人生的樂趣。
快樂在於知足。一個不滿於現狀的人終是處在痛苦之中。
英語幽默:English Humours
When Was Rome Built? 羅馬是什麼時候建成的？
Teacher: When was Rome built?
Tom: At night.
Teacher: Who told you that?
Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn"t built in a day.
老師：羅馬是什麼時候建成的？
湯姆：在夜裡建成的。
老師：誰告訴你的？
湯姆：是您啊。您說過羅馬不是在一個白天建成的。
孔子名言：Famous saying of Confucius
學而時習之，不亦說乎？
Is it not pleasant to learn with a constant perseverance and application?
溫故而知新，可以為師矣。
If a man keeps cherishing his old knowledge, so as continually to be acquiring new, he may be a teacher of others。
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英語格言:English proverbs
The time of life is short ; to spend that shortness basely, it would be too long .
人生苦短，若虛度年華，則短暫的人生就太長了。(英國劇作家 莎士比亞. W.)
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.-Shakespeare
寧為聰明的愚夫，不作愚蠢的才子。－莎士比亞
名人名言：Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe
天才形成於平靜中，性格來自於生活的激流。 -----歌德
Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert
真誠的勇敢，都包含謙虛。-----吉爾伯特
Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard
只有向後才能理解生活，但要生活好，則必須向
前看。 -----克爾凱郭爾
名篇經典
A Night Mooring By Maple
-----Zhang Ji
Moon"s down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight.
楓橋夜泊
-----張繼
月落烏啼霜滿天, 江楓漁火對愁眠。
姑蘇城外寒山寺，夜半鐘聲到客船。
2008年帆板賽區-----
青島 宣傳詞
Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture.
弘揚奧運精神，傳播奧運文化。
Green Olympics Green Qingdao.
綠色奧運，綠色青島。
Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao.
相約北京，揚帆青島。
Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home.
揚奧運風帆，健美好家園。
英語笑話：He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That"s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
他贏了
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎？
約翰尼：他害病臥床了。他受了傷。
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒？
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I"d know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜裡
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家裡。他媽媽問，“發生了什麼事？”
“一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。
“再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。
“他走到哪裡我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜裡呢。”
A Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You"re a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。
“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了？”
“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說。 “你真是個好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說。“再給你兩分錢。可你為什麼對那位老太太那麼感興趣呢？”
“她是個賣糖果的。”
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What"s the meaning of the word "Drunk", dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there"s only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天，父親與小兒子一道回家。這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡，老是有提不完的問題。他向父親發問道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什麼意思？” “唔，孩子，”父親回答說，“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察。如果我把他們看成了四個，那麼我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子說，“那兒只有一個警察呀！”
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest"s plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由於客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家裡沒有乳酪了，於是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片乳酪回到房間，把乳酪放在客人的盤子裡。 客人微笑著把乳酪放進嘴裡說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪裡找到的乳酪？” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。