豬怎麼想哥不知道，他小子身價翻倍了，肯定沒事偷著樂呢，哥工資又被黑心的老闆娘扣了，說是哥把全公司午餐中唯一的一塊肥肉給吃了，冤啊，TMD是冬瓜喲，冬瓜！哥看走眼了，豬肯定在想，笨死你，豬肉啥樣兒都不知道

要回答這個問題，看看Jack版的英語園地就明白了。

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Zhao Bensan"s Classic Playlet

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①趙本山問範偉: "我家養了一頭豬和一頭驢，過年了，你說我是先殺豬呀，還是先殺驢呢？"

Zhao Bensan asked Fan Wei :" I raise a pig and a donkey in my yard ,Spring Festival is going to come,could you tell me either the pig or the donkey to be slaughtered first ?"

②範偉大叫道:"少來這一套!如果` 先殺豬，驢也是這麼想的! 如果先殺驢，豬也是這麼想的!"

Fan Wei shouted :" Cut it out ! if the pig to be slaughtered first , the donkey should think so as well ; if the donkey to be slaughtered first , the pig should think so as well !"

Mr. Bamboozle ! Please keep on Bamboozling someone !"

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