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1 # 星美娛樂
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2 # 一個王東東
搞笑型
1、女媧娘娘炫技作品
2、你應該在淘寶上架，因為你是寶貝呀！
3、畫報女孩又發自拍了我又看了免費的雜誌
4、下凡費要收一下
5、大概是上帝創造你時，糖罐子倒了
6、你是星期天這麼漂亮?還是每天都這麼漂亮?
7、剛才的交通事故都是因為你
8、不要淋到雨啦，不然你會可愛到發芽
9、你好美，太平洋是我為你流的口水
10、有完沒完，仙女下凡也不提前說一聲？
11、誰的童話書又沒合好，讓公主跑出來了
12、早知道就給你糖了，你居然在我心裡搗亂
13、我正開著日光燈玩手機，忽然覺得周圍都暗了下來，原來是手機裡你的美貌在發光。
14、妹妹的腿不是腿，塞納河畔的春水；妹妹的背不是背，保加利亞的玫瑰；妹妹的腰不是腰，奪命三郎的彎刀；妹妹的嘴不是嘴，安河橋下的清水！
15、不知道你為啥你要隔三差五發張自拍，我真的無語了 要發就天天發 讓我多看點美女
16、你是不是汽水啊，為什麼我看見你就開心的冒泡
17、以這樣的臉蛋每天生活著是什麼感受？真想體驗一下
18、我有這臉，洗澡都不關門
19、姐妹你是混血兒吧？中國混天國。
20、怎麼從漫畫裡逃出來的？
2.清水出芙蓉，天然去雕飾。
3.經珠不動凝兩眉，鉛華銷盡見天真
4.桂華流瓦，纖雲散，耿耿素娥欲下。
5.寄聲欲問塞南事，只有年年鴻雁飛。
6.朱粉不深勻，閒花淡淡香。細看諸處好，人人道，柳腰身
7.芸芸眾神贊，飄飄仙子舞
8.臉若銀盆，眼似水杏，脣不點而紅，眉不畫而翠
9.媚眼含羞合，丹脣逐笑開。風捲葡萄帶，日照石榴裙
10.普天壤其無儷，曠千載而特生。
11.香霧雲髮溼，清輝玉臂寒。
12.佳人自鞍玉花聰，翩若驚燕踏飛龍
13.嘗秒絕代色，復恃傾城姿。
14.垃邊人似月，皓腕凝霜雪
15.屆笑春桃兮，雲堆翠警；脣綻櫻顆兮，榴齒含香
16.兼蔑蒼蒼，白露為霜。所謂伊人，在水一方
17.裹娜少女羞，歲月無憂愁
18.回眸一笑百媚生，六宮粉黛無顏色
19.脈脈眼中波，盈盈花盛處
20.巧笑倩兮，美目盼兮
How can the green willow silk compare with your hair? How can the green ripples compare with your eyes? Sometimes, when I stare at the jade photo of you on the head of the bed, I feel that the whole world is always immersed in the bright spring light.
2.寐含春水臉如凝脂，白色牡丹煙羅軟紗，逶迤白色拖地煙籠梅花百水裙，身系軟煙羅，還真有點粉膩酥融嬌欲滴的味道。
Mei has a face like congealed fat with spring water, white peony smoke and soft gauze, and a white mop with a plum blossom water skirt. She is wearing soft smoke, which really tastes like powder, crisp and delicate.
3.黃色繡著鳳凰的碧霞羅，逶迤拖地粉紅煙紗裙，手挽屺羅翠軟紗，風髻霧鬢斜插一朵牡丹花還真有點：黛眉開嬌橫遠岫，綠鬢淳濃染春煙的味道。
Yellow is embroidered with Phoenix"s bixialuo, winding pink smoke gauze skirt, hand-in-hand qiluo emerald soft gauze, wind bun, fog, and a peony flower slanting in the temples are a little bit: Daimei is blooming across the distant hills, green temples are pure and thick with the taste of spring smoke.
4.碧綠的翠煙衫，散花水霧綠草百褶裙，身披翠水薄煙紗，肩若削成腰若約素，肌若凝脂氣若幽蘭。嬌媚無骨入豔三分
Green emerald smoke shirt, flower water mist green grass pleated skirt, wearing emerald water thin smoke yarn, shoulder if cut into waist if about element, muscle if congealed fat gas if you LAN. Charming and boneless into Yan three points.
5.在風吹你的散發時，我簡直著魔了：在閃閃發光的披肩柔發中，在淡淡入鬢的蛾眉問，在碧水漓漓的眼睛裡，你竟是如此美麗可人！
When the wind blows your hair, I am enchanted: in the shining soft hair of the shawl, in the light of the moth eyebrows into the temples, in the blue eyes, you are so beautiful!
6.你帶著一串笑聲從屋外走進客廳，輕鬆隨便地穿一套紅色運動衫，那麼美麗多姿，那麼熱情似火，又那麼恬淡簡樸，一種不可名狀的愛慕之情，驀然在我心中升起。
You walk into the living room with a string of laughter. You wear a set of red sweatshirt easily and casually. It"s so beautiful, so passionate, so simple, and an indescribable love, which suddenly rises in my heart.
7.你的頭髮真美，尤其那種香味讓我心神恍惚，哪是你自己的味道。
Your hair is so beautiful, especially the fragrance makes me trance, which is your own taste.
8.魔鬼般惹火的身材，一頭大波浪形金黃卷發發出耀眼的光芒，修長的大腿穿著一條鵝黃色的超短迷你裙，顯出身材的完美絕倫。
A devil like body, a big wavy blonde curly hair with dazzling light, slender thighs wearing a goose yellow miniskirt, showing the perfect body.
9.增之一分則太長，減之一分則太短，著粉則太白，施朱則太赤。
The increase of one point is too long, the decrease of one point is too short, the powder is too white, and the application of Zhu is too red.
10.天使把人間美麗的女人登記造冊送上帝閱覽，上帝看後吩咐說：給最善良、最能幹、最聰明、最美麗的女人發個簡訊吧，讓她永遠年輕快樂幸福漂亮
The angel registered the beautiful women in the world and sent them to God for reading. After reading them, God said, "send a message to the kindest, most capable, most intelligent and most beautiful woman, so that she will always be young, happy and beautiful!"!
11.遠遠地，我目送你的背影，你那用一束大紅色綢帶紮在腦後的黑髮，宛如幽靜的月夜裡從山澗中傾瀉下
Far away, I see your back. Your black hair, which is tied behind your head with a big red ribbon, is like pouring down the mountain stream in the quiet moonlight
12.你其有點像天上的月亮，也像那閃爍的星星，可惜我不是詩人，否則，當寫一萬首詩來形容你的美麗。
You are a little like the moon in the sky and the twinkling stars. Unfortunately, I am not a poet. Otherwise, I should write 10000 poems to describe your beauty.
13.你娉婷婉約的風姿，嬌豔俏麗的容貌，嫵媚得體的舉止，優雅大方的談吐，一開始就令我刮目相看。
Your graceful demeanor, charming and beautiful appearance, charming and decent demeanor, elegant and generous speech, I was impressed at the beginning.
14.春花秋月，是詩人們歌頌的情景，可是我對於它，卻感到十分平凡。只有你嵌著梨渦的笑容，才是我眼中最美的偶象。
Spring flowers, autumn moon, is the scene that poets sing, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only when you smile with pear vortex is the most beautiful image in my eyes.
15.有了你才使我的暗淡的生活有了顏色。
With you, my dim life will be colored.
16.你不僅人美而且心更美。
You are not only beautiful, but also more beautiful.
17.你蹦蹦跳跳地走進來，一件紅尼大衣，緊束著腰帶，顯得那麼輕盈，那麼矯健，簡直就像天邊飄來一朵紅雲。
You came in bouncing, a red Ni coat, tight belt, so light, so vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
18.手如柔荑，膚如凝脂，領如蝤蠐，齒如瓠犀，螓首蛾眉，巧笑倩兮，美目盼兮。
Hands are like catkins, skin is like curd, collar is like white wine, teeth are like bottle gourd, head is like moth eyebrow, smile is beautiful and look forward to it.
19.猶如仙女一般，不禁看得呆了。那船慢慢蕩近，只見那女子方當韶齡，不過十五六歲年紀，肌膚勝雪，嬌美無比，容色絕麗，不可逼視。
Just like a fairy, I can"t help but stare. The boat was slowly approaching. I saw that the woman was young, but she was 15 or 16 years old. Her skin was more beautiful than snow, and her complexion was absolutely beautiful. You can"t look at her.
20.美到不像話啊！難以想象我和你同是人類！
It"s so beautiful! It"s hard to imagine that you and I are human beings!
回覆列表
想必很多人或多或少收到過女孩子發來的自拍照，通常不知道如何應對，好事也會辦成壞事，進而弄巧成拙。
若你提前熟知女孩子發自拍照的各種動機，即使壞事，也可以辦成好事。對女孩子的言談舉止既知根又知底，就大部分人的經歷來說，一個女生的自拍照是具有特別意義的。
平時不自拍發空間的女生，發自己的自拍照給你，意義就很大了，說不定就是一種暗示。這個時候就要誇你真漂亮啊好美啊，封面級別的好看，請美女保持這個更新速度。還要會主動出擊哦。
自拍時的打扮和穿著能夠體現她發自拍照的目的，穿著與平時發的自拍照不一樣，從來沒有看到過的穿著，打扮得很漂亮，就比較有意思了。這時要說，沒事長這麼好看幹嘛，有被美到，仙女下凡辛苦啦！
對於一個女生，自拍照的公開與私發，是有著意義與目的的，這一點你必須搞清楚，千萬不要弄錯了對方的意思。發了自拍照，在誇完以後一定要嘗試邀約哦！