1. 可憐的馬桶從來沒有泡過像你的頭這樣叫人倒胃口的腦袋—它可能會吐呢。The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it—it might be sick.
2. 雛菊、甜奶油和Sunny，把這隻傻乎乎的肥老鼠變黃。Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.
3. 笨蛋！哭鼻子！殘渣！擰！Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
4. 我希望你們為自己感到得意。我們都差點被咬死—或者更糟，被學校開除。I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed—or worse, expelled.
5. 沉湎於虛幻的夢想，而忘記現實的生活，這是毫無益處的，千萬記住。It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.
6.你為了挽救自己的生命，屠殺了一個純潔的、柔弱無助的生命，所以從它的血碰到你嘴唇的那一刻起，你擁有的將是一條半死不活的生命，一條被詛咒的生命。You have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.
7.這是下棋！總是需要做出一些犧牲的！That’s chess! You"ve got to make some sacrifices!
8. 我！不過是死讀書，再靠一點兒小聰明！除此之外，還有許多更重要的東西呢—友誼和勇氣—Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things—friendship and bravery and—
9. 秘密總是不脛而走。(…is a complete secret), so, naturally, the whole school knows.
10. 對於頭腦十分清醒的人來說，死亡不過是另一場偉大的冒險。After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
11. 人類偏偏就喜歡選擇對他們最沒好處的東西。The trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
12. 對事物永遠使用正確的稱呼。對一個名稱的恐懼，會強化對這個事物本身的恐懼。Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
13. 真相，這是一種美麗而可怕的東西，需要格外謹慎地對待。The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
14. 被一個人這樣深深地愛過，儘管那個愛我們的人已經死了，也會給我們留下一個永遠的護身符。…to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.
15. 勇氣有許多種類，對付敵人我們需要超人的膽量，而要在朋友面前堅持自己的立場，同樣也需要很大的勇氣。There are all kinds of courage, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
16. 生活中是不可能樣樣順心的。You couldn’t have everything in life.
1. 可憐的馬桶從來沒有泡過像你的頭這樣叫人倒胃口的腦袋—它可能會吐呢。The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it—it might be sick.
2. 雛菊、甜奶油和Sunny，把這隻傻乎乎的肥老鼠變黃。Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.
3. 笨蛋！哭鼻子！殘渣！擰！Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!
4. 我希望你們為自己感到得意。我們都差點被咬死—或者更糟，被學校開除。I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed—or worse, expelled.
5. 沉湎於虛幻的夢想，而忘記現實的生活，這是毫無益處的，千萬記住。It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, remember that.
6.你為了挽救自己的生命，屠殺了一個純潔的、柔弱無助的生命，所以從它的血碰到你嘴唇的那一刻起，你擁有的將是一條半死不活的生命，一條被詛咒的生命。You have slain something pure and defenseless to save yourself, and you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips.
7.這是下棋！總是需要做出一些犧牲的！That’s chess! You"ve got to make some sacrifices!
8. 我！不過是死讀書，再靠一點兒小聰明！除此之外，還有許多更重要的東西呢—友誼和勇氣—Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things—friendship and bravery and—
9. 秘密總是不脛而走。(…is a complete secret), so, naturally, the whole school knows.
10. 對於頭腦十分清醒的人來說，死亡不過是另一場偉大的冒險。After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
11. 人類偏偏就喜歡選擇對他們最沒好處的東西。The trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.
12. 對事物永遠使用正確的稱呼。對一個名稱的恐懼，會強化對這個事物本身的恐懼。Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.
13. 真相，這是一種美麗而可怕的東西，需要格外謹慎地對待。The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.
14. 被一個人這樣深深地愛過，儘管那個愛我們的人已經死了，也會給我們留下一個永遠的護身符。…to have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever.
15. 勇氣有許多種類，對付敵人我們需要超人的膽量，而要在朋友面前堅持自己的立場，同樣也需要很大的勇氣。There are all kinds of courage, it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.
16. 生活中是不可能樣樣順心的。You couldn’t have everything in life.