2.“有1萬美元，我們就是大富翁了，我們能買所有有用的東西，比如愛！”

2.“One million dollars, we are rich, we can buy all useful things, such as love!”

3.“每當我看見甜美的女兒麗莎，我就相信上帝的恩賜；每當我看到巴特，我就相信魔鬼的存在。”

3.“when I saw the sweet daughter lisa, I believe that the gift of god; and every time I see, I believe that the devil exists.”

4.“噢，英語！誰需要？我從不去英國。”

4.“Oh, English! Who need? I never go to England.”

5.“孩子們，你們盡力了但敗得很慘，教訓就是永遠不要嘗試。”

5.“children, you tried but defeated miserably.the lesson is forever, don"t try.”

6.Homer：按照神聖羊皮紙的誓言，我發誓，如果我洩露石匠會的秘密，我的肚子將發脹，頭頂只剩3根頭髮。 （他本來就長那樣 囧）

6.the parchment Homer: according to the sacred promise, I swear, if I will reveal the secret, I stonemasons, head of the stomach will swell with three hairs. (he was gone so long）

7.“三句話讓你終身受益，第一，適合我；第二，好主意，老闆；第三，簡直和我在場一樣。”

7.“three words let all your life, first, for me; second, good idea, the boss; third, just as I was present and.”

8.“如果某件事情很難做，它就不值得你做。”

8.“if something to do, it is not worth you do.”

9.“瑪吉，撒謊需要兩個人，就是一個人撒謊，一個人聽著。”

9.“maggie, lie need two people, is a lie, a person listen.”

10.“巴特，有1萬美元，我們就是大富翁了，我們能賣所有有用東西，比如愛！”

10.“Bartlett, have 10,000 dollars, we are rich, we can sell all useful things, such as love!”

11.“孩子們，你們盡力了但敗得很慘，教訓就是：永遠不要嘗試。”

11.“children, you tried but defeated miserably.the lesson is, never try.”