Lazysong

TheLazySong"

懶漢之歌

TodayIdon"tfeellikedoinganything

爺TM今兒毛都不想幹

Ijustwannalayinmybed

爺就想窩在被窩裡頭

Don"tfeellikepickingupmyphone

就是不想接電話捏

Soleaveamessageatthetone

所以你就留個言唄

"CausetodayIswearI"mnotdoinganything

因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

I"mgonnakickmyfeetup

爺把腳翹老高

Thenstareatthefan

瞪著風扇發愣

TurntheTVon,throwmyhanddownmypants

開啟電視，把手塞進褲子裡搗鼓搗鼓（是這意思不？？！！）

Nobody"sgonnatellmeIcan"t

誰都別告訴我我不能~

I"llbelyingonthecouch,

我會歪在沙發上

Justchillin"inmysnuggie

窩在我溫暖的窩窩裡

ClicktoMTV,sotheycanteachmehowtodougie

換到MTV臺，看他們教我跳舞

"CauseinmycastleI"mthefreakingman

因為在我的城堡上，我就是爺！

Oh,oh

哦~哦~

YesIsaidit

是啊，我說了

Isaidit

我說了

Isaidit"causeIcan

我就說了！怎麼的吧！

TodayIdon’tfeellikedoinganything

爺TM今兒毛都不想幹

Ijustwannalayinmybed

爺就想窩在被窩裡頭

Don’tfeellikepickingupmyphone

就是不想接電話捏

Soleaveamessageatthetone

所以你就留個言唄

"CausetodayIswearI"mnotdoinganything

因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

Nothingatall

毛也不幹~

TomorrowI"llwakeup,dosomeP90X

明兒我會爬起來，做點兒健身操

Meetareallynicegirl,havesomereallynicesex

認識個超棒的妞兒，做點兒超棒的愛

She"sgonnascreamout:"ThisisGreat"

她會大叫：“丫太牛B了！”

[Hearmeout:thisisgreat]

【聽到沒啊：太牛B了！】

Yeah

啊~

Imightmessaround,getmycollegedegree

我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞個文憑啥的

Ibetmyoldmanwillbesoproudofme

那我老爹可得驕傲了

Butsorrypaps,you"lljusthavetowait

但是不好意思了老爹，您還得再等等

Oh,oh

哦~哦~

YesIsaidit

是啊，我說了

Isaidit

我說了

Isaidit"causeIcan

我就說了！怎麼的吧！

TodayIdon’tfeellikedoinganything

爺TM今兒毛都不想幹

Ijustwannalayinmybed

爺就想窩在被窩裡頭

Don’tfeellikepickingupmyphone

就是不想接電話捏

Soleaveamessageatthetone

所以你就留個言唄

"CausetodayIswearI"mnotdoinganything

因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

No,Iain"tgonnacombmyhair

不~我連頭髮都不梳~

"CauseIain"tgoinganywhere

因為我哪兒都沒打算去~

No,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,no,oh

不不不不不~沒打算去~

I"lljuststrutinmybirthdaysuit

爺就光著屁股大搖大擺

Andleteverythinghangloose

一切都放輕鬆點兒

Yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah-eah

啊啊啊啊啊放輕鬆點兒~

Oh

哦~

TodayIdon’tfeellikedoinganything

爺TM今兒毛都不想幹

Ijustwannalayinmybed

爺就想窩在被窩裡頭

Don’tfeellikepickingupmyphone

就是不想接電話捏

Soleaveamessageatthetone

所以你就留個言唄

"CausetodayIswearI"mnotdoinganything

因為爺發誓，今兒爺毛都不幹

Nothingatall

毛都不幹~

Nothingatall

毛都不幹~~

Nothingatall

毛都不幹~~~