My heart is paralyzed

　　我的心臟已經麻痺

　　My head was oversized

　　我的頭腦已經混亂不堪

　　I"ll take the high road like I should

　　我早該遠走高飛

　　You said it"s meant to be

　　你曾說這命中註定

　　That it"s not you, it"s me

　　錯誤全在我 而與你無關

　　You"re leaving now for my own good

　　分手倒是為我著想

　　That"s cool

　　這樣是很瀟灑

　　But if my friends ask where you are I"m gonna say

　　但若我的朋友問及你的去處 我會這麼說

　　She went down in an airplane

　　她乘的飛機墜毀了

　　Fried getting suntan

　　曬太陽浴時被烤焦了

　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

　　墜入裝滿泥沙的水泥攪拌機裡

　 Help me, help me, I"m no good at goodbyes!

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來都不擅長分手

　　She met a shark under water

　　她在水裡碰到了鯊魚

　　Fell and no one caught her

　　落水了卻無人能救她一命

　　I returned everything I ever bought her

　　我退掉了我買給她的所有紀念

　　Help me, help me, I"m all out of lies

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我已經編不出謊言

　　And ways to say you died

　　無法想出你的死因

　　My pride still feels the sting

　　我的自尊仍然感受著那種刺痛

　　You were my everything

　　你曾是我的一切

　　Some day I"ll find a love like yours (a love like yours)

　　總有一天我會找到像你一樣的佳人

　　She"ll think I"m Superman

　　也許她會覺得我是她的超人

　　Not super mini van

　　而不是小麵包車

　　How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

　　你怎麼能在贖罪日上離我而去

　　That"s cool

　　這樣是很瀟灑

　　But if my friends ask where you are I"m gonna say

　　但若我的朋友問及你的去處 我會這麼說

　　She was caught in a mudslide

　　她被泥石流埋實了

　　Eaten by a lion

被獅子吞了

　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

　　被一輛破紫塞恩車撞飛了

　　Help me, help me, I"m no good at goodbyes!

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來不擅長分手

　　She got lost in the desert

　　她在沙漠裡迷失了方向

　　Drown in a hot tub

　　泡熱水澡時溺死了

　　Danced to death at an east side night club

　　在東區夜店跳到心力衰竭而死

　　Help me, help me, I"m all out of lies

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我已編不出謊言

　　And ways to say you died

　　無法想出更多你的死因

　　I wanna live a thousand lives with you

　　我想和你過一輩子 今生今世永不分離

　　I wanna be the one you"re dying to Love...

　　我想要成為你寧死都愛著的人

　　But you don"t want to

　　可是你卻不願意

　　That"s cool

　　這樣是很瀟灑

　　But if my friends ask where you are I"m gonna say

　　但若我的朋友問及你的去處 我會這麼說

　　That"s cool

　　這樣是很瀟灑

　　But if my friends ask where you are I"m gonna say

　　但若我的朋友問及你的去處 我會這麼說

　　She went down in an airplane

　　她乘的飛機墜毀了

　　Fried getting suntan

　　曬太陽浴時被烤焦了

　　Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

　　墜入裝滿泥沙的水泥攪拌機裡

　　Help me, help me, I"m no good at goodbyes!

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來都不擅長分手

　　She met a shark under water

　　她在水裡碰到了鯊魚

　　Fell and no one caught her

　　落水了卻無人能救她一命

　　I returned everything I ever bought her

　　我退掉了我買給她的所有紀念

　　Help me, help me, I"m all out of lies

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我已經編不出謊言

　　She was caught in a mudslide

　　她被泥石流埋實了

　　Eaten by a lion

　　被獅子吞了

　　Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

　　被一輛破紫塞恩車撞飛了

　 Help me, help me, I"m no good at goodbyes!

　　幫幫我 幫幫我 我從來不擅長分手

　　She got lost in the desert

　　她在沙漠裡迷失了方向

　　Drown in a hot tub

　　泡熱水澡時溺死了

　　Danced to death at an east side night club

　　在東區夜店跳到心力衰竭而死

　　Help me, help me, I"m all out of lies

　　幫幫我 我已編不出謊言

　　And ways to say you died

　　無法想出更多你的死因