王繹龍-鄰家美眉

詞曲:王繹龍

編曲:王繹龍

男:星期天的一個下午

我牽著狗狗去散步

突然看到了一位美女

她的身材讓人按耐不住

我悄悄走到她的面前

想找個機會拋個媚眼

沒想到她卻對我說

女:你去哪兒啊?繹龍哥

男:我以為她是我的歌迷

結果她說她是鄰居小麗

我被嚇得喘不過氣

這簡直就是晴天霹靂

artificial beautiful girl.

very common around the world.

artificial beautiful girl.

what was she thinking you know?

artificial beautiful girl.

she's artificial beautiful girl.

女:繹龍哥你別吃驚

讓我來慢慢說給你聽

減肥減掉30公斤

再從頭到腳來整形

男:說你是小麗我無法當真

原來是整形讓你變身

我不敢相信我的眼睛

你越看越像某個明星

女:看看我漂亮的雙眼皮

你是否開始對我著迷

男:小麗小麗你要冷靜

你再放電我就要沒命

artificial beautiful girl.

very common around the world.

artificial beautiful girl.

what was she thinking you know?

artificial beautiful girl.

she's a artificial beautiful girl.

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男:都說生命誠可貴

但為了變美可以無所謂

開眼隆鼻瘦臉美腿

連科學家都難辨真偽

女:愛美之心人人都有

美麗又何必要長久

只要自己能變美麗

再痛苦我也願意去

artificial beautiful girl.

very common around the world.

artificial beautiful girl.

what was she thinking you know?

artificial beautiful girl.

she's a artificial beautiful girl.

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