1、如果你在聖誕節沒有收到禮物，請不要傷心也不要難過，因為接下來還有元旦，春節，情人節，慢慢的你就習慣了。

If you don't receive a gift at Christmas, please don't be sad, because there are new year's day, Spring Festival, Valentine's day, you will get used to it.

2、通知：聖誕老人來中國了，但是不小心摔倒了沒人敢扶，結果活活凍死了，所以節日取消，請相互轉告！

Santa Claus help each other, but don't tell each other when the festival is over!

3、平安夜，我只想靜靜地抱著你，因為你是我永遠的聖誕禮物。

Christmas Eve, I just want to hold you quietly, because you are my forever Christmas gift.

4、聖誕老人，希望你能把期末考試的答案塞在我床頭的襪子裡。

Santa, I hope you can tuck your final exam answers in my socks at the end of my bed.

5、聖誕老人是哪家快遞公司的 等了十年都沒到貨，差評。

Which express company is Santa Claus, waiting for ten years, did not arrive, poor comments.

Thank you all for your Christmas gifts in advance this year, because we didn't receive them, so I won't thank you one by one.

7、今天平安夜記得吃蘋果，明天聖誕節記得吃聖誕樹。

Remember to eat apples on Christmas Eve today and Christmas tree tomorrow.

8、平安夜送不起蘋果12給我的童鞋，送12袋蘋果也可以喔。

Christmas Eve can not afford to send Apple 12 to my children's shoes, send 12 bags of apples can also oh.

9、今年，我想送聖誕爺爺一個聖誕奶奶，這樣明年我就可以收到雙份禮物了！

This year, I'd like to send a Christmas grandma to my Father Christmas, so that I can receive double presents next year!

10、親愛的聖誕老人，請賜予我珍珠奶茶關東煮水果撈烤雞翅的港灣。

Dear Santa, please give me pearl milk tea, Guandong boiled fruit, grilled chicken wings harbor.

11、希望聖誕老人能把你裝進我床頭的襪子裡。

I hope Santa can put you in my socks at the end of my bed.

12、今年聖誕老人也很忙哦，所以輪到我給聖誕驚喜給你咯。

Santa is busy this year, so it's my turn to surprise you with Christmas.

13、聖誕節沒有領到禮物的，到我這裡領個三十七度的擁抱吧！

If you don't get any presents at Christmas, come to me for a 37 degree hug