1、錢能不能買到快樂我不知道。但我很快樂，可以賣錢嗎？

I don't know if money can buy happiness. But I'm happy. Can I sell?

2、工作五分鐘，手機生氣了，我哄了它兩個小時。

It's been working for five hours.

3、我餓了，果然誠實可靠幽默風趣溫柔善良正義可愛不能當飯吃。

I'm hungry. I'm honest and reliable, humorous, gentle, kind, just and lovely.

4、你的感情路順不順啊？順啊，一路上都沒什麼人，能不順嗎。

Is your relationship going well? No one's going well on the way.

5、答應我一定要吃早餐，健不健康不重要，主要這是一天中最便宜的一頓。

Promise me to have breakfast. It doesn't matter whether you are healthy or not. It's the cheapest meal of the day.

6、實在無聊就買個地球儀吧，不但可以看看，還可以轉轉。

It's really boring to buy a globe, not only to see, but also to turn around.

7、日子很狗，但我不敢罵他，我怕他瘋狂咬我！

The day is very dog, but I dare not scold him, I am afraid he bites me crazily!

8、怎麼把腦子裡的錢轉到銀行卡里，挺急的，線上等！

How to transfer the money in the mind to the bank card, very urgent, online and so on!

9、我不會離開你，就像數學題說不會就不會。

I won't leave you, just like if the math problem says no, it won't.

10、現在的男孩子太窮了吧，我說你去他家看看，他說門都沒有。

Now the boy is too poor, I said you go to his house, he said there is no door.

11、我一直以為空氣是免費的，直到！我買了一包薯片。

I always thought air was free until! I bought a bag of potato chips.

12、你想一夜暴富嗎，你想身家過億嗎？你想衣食無憂嗎，你想生活不愁嗎？不如跟我在一起 我們兩個一起想。

Do you want to be rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you want to live without worry? Why don't you stay with me and we'll think about it together.